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Status messages – 04

Sometimes, you have to get knocked down lower than you have ever been to stand back up taller than you ever were.

Whoever is trying to bring you down is already below you.

The first 10 years of a girl’s life is spent playing with barbies. The next 10 years are spent trying to look like one.

The reason a seesaw has 2 seats is so when you go down, there’s always someone to bring you back up.

Men socialize by insulting each other, but they don’t mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other, but they don’t mean it either.

A wife is somebody who won’t tell you what to do but will get mad when you don’t do what she wanted you to do.

3 solutions to every problem: accept it, change it, leave it. If you can’t accept it, change it. If you cant change it, leave it.

Wives are mote dangerous than mafia. Why? Mafia want your money or life. Wives want both.

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